Bourbon Hipster

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This is a clip for an upcoming movie called Normal Adolescent Behavior. I don’t know what’s cooler about it: the footage, or the way the music meshes with it. Mind you, I wouldn’t know anything about what the lyrics are talking about. Girls never really paid much attention to me during my high school years — well, at least not the ones that I wanted to pay attention to me. In fact, I lost my virginity to one of the school skanks. The whole time we dates, she was still banging her 18-year-old ex who drove a Mustang, and she pretty much dumped me so she could keep banging him, just guilt free.

It’s kind of funny how doing something out of pity can make us feeling guilty. I mean, after all, we’re doing someone a favor. What was strange about that whole arrangement was that she just plain fugly. Braces, acne, and the whole bit. Mind you, my complexion at the time wasn’t exactly what you’d call milky — not unless you added some strawberry Quick. You’d figure if anyone was doing anyone a favor, it would’ve been me doing her one — instead, it was her doing me one by letting me do her. She was even a grade below me, which doubly humiliating. At least she had huge tits.

Needless to say, my teen years weren’t anything like the scenes depicted in this video. I really hate how Hollywood warps reality that way. If they’re not crushing your hopes by building up a bunch of false ones, they’re crushing your self-esteem by reminding you just how pathetic and mediocre your own life is.

Via WWTDD.