Mar 12, 2007
Makes Me Wanna Play Doctor
I don’t really watch TV, not except during the season of Weeds. Television just isn’t hip enough for me. The news is old, the shows are lame, and if I want to watch a bunch of attention starved assholes (like me) vie for attention, I’ll take YouTube over reality TV any day — I just get the impression that meritocracy counts for more there. Anyway, I’ve found a reason why I should watch more
This is Ellen Pompeo. She plays someone on Grey’s Anatomy. According to Pop on the Pop, she’s now going to make $200K per episode. I would just like to say that I think she’s worth every penny.
You see, Hollywood understand the appeal of the girl next door, and that’s why they’re willing to pay her more than her co-stars. Mind you, I’ve never seen her act, and she just might totally put me off if I did, but judging books by their covers as I do, I think that she’s absolutely charming. If I had a gift certificate, I would buy her on a whim.
Pop thinks that she’s fugly, but I think that she’s wrong. This is the quintissential girl next door (from what I can see in this single pic). Her playful smirk is absolutely warming, and she has just enough of a boyish quality to her gait that her complete lack of facial hair scream teenager — which the girl next door needs to be.
It’s actresses like this that fuel the whole Gay-men-are-destroying-society’s-standards-of-female-beauty-with-coat-hangers-that-look-like-boys conspiracy theory, but I don’t care. Maybe the gay conspiracy has succeeded in brainwashing me, maybe I dig tomboys (as a result), or maybe I’m just a sucker for a smirk like that. Ellen Pompeo is adorable, and if I had the patience to watch crap-ass dramedies, I’d be all over whatever network it is that airs Grey’s Anatomy.
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